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(Warning: This will be more entertaining if you read it with a New York accent. mm hmm, ok.)
So, I was sitting on a rock the other day pondering the purpose of life when a thought began prodding at my brain. What if the purpose of life is to ponder the purpose of life? Then I thought, that can't be the purpose of life because that would mean that I no longer have a purpose in life since I have rightfully discovered that the purpose of life is to ponder the purpose of life. But with my unwillingness to accept that the purpose of life is to ponder the purpose of life I continued pondering the purpose of life making it absolutely possible to be the actual purpose of life! Which brings me back to knowing that if it were the purpose of life, I would never be able to know.

Put that in your juice box and suck it.